Well, no more cable TV for us. A Comcast1 guy stopped by and asked if he could get in our back yard for a moment. He left pretty promptly, but I then tried to watch TV, and the only thing that was on was the white ants vs. the black ants. Well, I guess we’ll have to legitimately pay the $5 a month to get it back, because I just can’t live without my comedy central. Or simpsons. Nuts.
1Worst company ever.

How about paying for it LEGALLY you stupid , stupid ignorant person.