Women are Evil

I have a correction to the statement of the theorem “Women are Evil”. Here is a proof:

Women = Time • Money, and Time = Money, so Women = Money2. Also, note that Money is the root of all evil, i.e. Money = sqrt(∀ Evil). So Women = sqrt(∀ Evil)2 = ∀ Evil. Therefore Women/∀ = Evil.

As we have seen, Women overall are evil.

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  1. Harumph! Didn’t you just tell me there’s a proof out there that mathematics is incapable of proving everything?? This could be one of those. Also, if any eligible women are reading this particular blog, do you think you’ve made any points with them? :-)

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