I have a correction to the statement of the theorem “Women are Evil”. Here is a proof:
Women = Time • Money, and Time = Money, so Women = Money2. Also, note that Money is the root of all evil, i.e. Money = sqrt(∀ Evil). So Women = sqrt(∀ Evil)2 = ∀ Evil. Therefore Women/∀ = Evil.
As we have seen, Women overall are evil.